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Thorson swallowed heavily, reaching out for Cleveland with shaking fingers. The two of them took hold of the zipper of her blue sleeveless shirt and began to slowly pull. The sound was like a machine gun in the silence around them. A tantalizing preview of her creamy skin was laid bare to him. He could faintly smell strawberries. Thorson watched, spellbound, as her chest rose and fell. Her breathing was becoming heavier, quicker. The zipper parted and he saw the inner curves of her breasts and her well-toned abs.
“I take back what I said,” Thorson whispered to her, looking up to find eyes full of fear and excitement gazing back at him as she shrugged her shoulders, letting the fabric fall away and allowing him to view all of her, save her socks and a skirt that was too short to hide much of anything. “You’re radiant.”
With a gasp of passion Cleveland tackled him to the floor, allowing her lips to do the talking as her long, strawberry blonde hair splayed around them like a protective aura, shielding their faces from everyone and everything as they touched and learned one another. Her lips were soft but precise, a bit like her guns, Thorson considered in the moment. Not much more considering was done as he became far too focused on stroking her tongue with his. “Commander,” she huffed. “My cubes...they’re burning up. It’s almost painful. Kiss me more. Touch me more! I know I’m not usually like this but...”
Thorson could do nothing but indulge her, his reliable flagship from when his fleet was but a handful of ships. With him flat on his back, both hands were free to explore Cleveland’s lithe and pert body. He felt smooth, warm skin beneath his fingers, drank in her gasps and moans as he tweaked and tugged at her budding chest, and felt immense satisfaction as he ran his hands over her back and shoulders. He could feel her lips relax and become more playful as he comforted and protected her, taking note of the surprising strength of her slim figure. They began to explore and wrestle, to vie for dominance as lips and tongues clashed. In no time she was on her back on his futon, looking up at him. His shirt, his pants, and her skirt were long discarded. With both of his hands resting just above her shoulders she was trapped, a most unenviable position for a warship but a very desirable position for a young woman. She reached out for him, touched his face.
“Right now I think I’d prefer to just be Andrew, if it’s all the same to you,” he replied, kissing tenderly at the shell of her ear and the vital points of her neck. She squirmed beneath him, brushing her toned thighs and stockinged feet against his lower body.
“Andrew...I’m really, really happy right now,” she told him earnestly, her face turning almost as red as her hair. He smiled, feeling some of his own nerves melt away in the moment. Unlike his battleships she was easy, approachable, a companion. There was something about Cleveland, something that made him yearn for her, something that scoured away all the trepidation he’d felt that morning atop the island. He reached for the base of her neck with one of his hands, gently stroking her rigging mark. She arched her back and cooed delightfully, her hand immediately running down his chest to his waist. He hissed in pleasure as her slim fingers played over the most sensitive portion of his anatomy, both of them attacking one another’s weak points. Cleveland’s gasping moans dripped into his ears. He wanted her to keep making those sounds forever. The duties of command meant nothing with her like that, under him. Only when she seemed liable to run out of breath did he stop attacking her mark. With tears of happiness in her eyes she looked up at him. “I’m also freaking out and...uh yeah, wow,” she concluded, taking stock of his shape and feel underneath his rough cotton briefs now that he’d finally allowed her a moment of respite. “Nice dick, Comm- I mean Andrew. Care to put it to use?”
For a long while the two of them stared at one another, Thorson wide eyed and Cleveland looking for a moment like a virginal young girl worried she’d made a fatal mistake. Her fears evaporated as Thorson hung his head and chuckled deep in his chest. She joined in and soon the two of them were laughing and crying, hugging each other easily as they thought of battles past and future.
“I’m glad we didn’t link tonight. I love you, you know that?” Thorson whispered.
“Me too, actually,” she agreed, wrapping her arms around his broad torso. “It’s a bit scary but...nowhere I’d rather be, Andrew, honest. Love you too, and not just because your physique is top notch.” The feel of his body against hers was an utter delight. He was warm and she had bared so much skin to him. Every part of her felt connected to her Commander, soaking in the warm proof that he was very much alive. “No wonder normal women get such a kick out of this.”
“You are a normal woman, Cleveland. You just happen to have a very sexy accompaniment of AA guns attached to you,” Thorson joked, earning him her most fiery kiss yet. “If you ever need me to stop, just say so,” he offered courteously. He didn’t want to by any stretch of the imagination, but it was polite. She pulled back so she could meet his eyes again, smiling as she watched his gaze move down her cheeks to her neck and her gently sloped shoulders.
“And if I need you to keep going?” She asked with daring bravado and a wink. He had gotten her feeling very comfortable and very warm.
“You can say so too,” he affirmed. Cleveland wrapped her hand around him, hard. He shut his eyes and gritted his teeth.
“Andrew, I need you to keep going. Please,” she whispered, prompting the removal of her star spangled panties and another shared bout of laughter between the two.
“Long live the Union?” Thorson chuckled, feeling her hot and slick center for the first time as he lowered his body and brushed against it. She gasped.
“So long as you’re a part of it, Andrew. I’m ready. Don’t make me wait any longer! Being naked like this is still really embarrassing!”
With a silent nod, all necessary words having passed between them, Thorson took the final step into a world he wasn’t sure he’d survive. He stroked Cleveland’s rigging mark with gentle force to ease the moment of their joining.
That night the peace of the dormitory was shattered as Cleveland, hands clasped in Thorson’s and pinned down to the futon, involuntarily performed an activation pulse as her body overloaded with sensations and she sought an outlet. With linked minds the two became one and the entire fleet was treated to her peak of ecstasy.
“Hey there beautiful, you alright?” Thorson asked as he turned to find Cleveland slumbering quietly next to him early Sunday morning. He had always been an early riser on Sundays and so he was treated to her face as contented and peaceful as he’d ever seen it. Her eyes fluttered open as he brushed a stray lock of hair out of her eyes.
“I’m...a little sore down there, Andrew,” she admitted with a blush. “But if I can repair battle damage to my body in less than a day, something tells me I want to feel like this.”
Thorson leaned over and kissed her gently, finding her most amenable to the gesture. “I have half a mind to just stay here and make love to you all day but...duty calls. How do you want to play this?”
“Feeling's mutual, Andrew. I think I’d prefer if you went down to the mess first,” she replied. “It’s not like I intend to hold back on anything when we’re in private. It’s just when we’re around the others you’re my commander again, right?”
“Yeah, agreed. Feels like I can tell you anything. You see why I trust you so much?” He asked affectionately.
“I felt why you trust me so much. You don’t need to tell me,” she whispered with a smile. “One more kiss before you go, Andrew?”
He was happy to oblige, caressing her mark and making her skin shiver with sensation before standing to dress himself. She watched appreciatively from his futon as he did so, allowing him to turn back and appreciate her naked form one last time before heading out as the comforter fell away from her upper body. Her long, silken hair draped over her breasts, rendering her in the image of a maiden from Norse mythology as her most private areas were concealed from him. “I know the others look how they look, Cleveland. But you have one hell of a figure.”
“Yeah yeah, get out of here you flatterer! I’ll go wash up and see you at breakfast.”
“Are we alright?” He asked, momentarily worried.
“Better than alright, Andrew. Now go, Commander. You never know what sort of surprises this war might hold for us today.”
When Thorson arrived at the mess, sun just rising above the eastern Pacific, he found Shiratsuyu and co. preparing for the morning's meal along with the bulin crew. They were enjoying their morning off over mugs of crude oil. All of them turned and waved happily when he entered.
"Yes, good morning to you all," Thorson called in return. All good?"
"I'll take that as a yes. Carry on," he ordered, striding on into the kitchens. None of the three Sakura destroyers seemed willing to meet his eyes, in contrast to the mechanics that were likely spared Cleveland’s orgasmic exclamations. "Ok, let's just get it out of the way I guess," her sighed.
"Was she good?" Yuugure demanded with her usual outgoing interest. Hatsuharu squeaked in embarrassment by proxy while Shiratsuyu seemed very absorbed with a frying pan.
"She was. Anything else?" Thorson asked in his best commander's tone. No one else spoke up. He made a peace offering. "Need a little help with breakfast?"
"T-that would be nice, Shikikan. Thank you," Hatsuharu replied, and so they all went about preparing scrambled eggs, cured bacon, coffee and tea. Rice was made for the Sakura table and toast for the western girls. Behind them, chatter and morning greetings filled the room as the fleet gathered at their own pace, solidifying the tradition of meals taken together.
"This is always my favorite time of day. Everyone together, always a surprise or fun conversation!" Yuugure declared as she fired up Akashi's machine and prepared plates for delivery.
"Today will probably be no exception," Thorson muttered as the neko destroyer smirked his way. True to his word, conversation in the mess hall seemed to die and suddenly restart as Cleveland walked through the front doors. Four battleships eyed her with jealousy and confusion while the rest of the fleet murmured about the prior night. Thorson looked at the kitchen staff. "I need to go. Two plates please."
"Here you are, Shikikan," Hatsuharu offered. "She looks nervous. You should go to her."
"I know. I'm going to try to ease that if I can," he replied, walking out into the space and nodding to her from across the room. He sat at the Union table as though nothing was amiss, passing her plate across the table as she sat. "Morning, Cleveland."
"Heya, Commander," she replied, feeling her raging heart settle a bit as he acted as normal as one could. That was until Pennsylvania spoke up as she buttered her toast.
"Sounds like you had an eventful evening, Commander
," she said, voice dripping with accusation. Thorson closed his eyes and nodded, knowing something of that nature was bound to happen. He stood and walked over to her, joined to his great surprise by Tennessee.
"Remind me, Pennsylvania. I'm pretty sure yesterday we discussed the potential ramifications of such events and how you all would handle it. Maybe we are all wrong? Maybe it would be best if I practiced monogamy instead?"
"Oh my God. Me?!" Cleveland gasped with both shame and great affection. Pennsylvania looked at her lap, chastised as Tennessee returned to her seat with a nod at Thorson. Her presence not required in the end.
"They just can't handle the irony, or the fact you decided to not play favorites" the blonde battleship laughed, finding Downes to be her equal in finding the situation most humorous.
"I'm sorry, Commander," Pennsylvania replied sadly as Arizona looked at him. She was seated next to her sister.
"Did it bring you comfort?" She asked softly, resting a comforting hand on her sister's shoulder. Her face was one of both questions and understanding. Thorson gave her a true and compassionate nod.
"Yes, Arizona. Thank you, seriously. I think we should all return to breakfast for now," he advised. The two battleships nodded as Yamashiro and Fusou looked on. The elder was entertaining constant questions from the flavored kittens about what was happening, but the two of them seemed to be taking events in stride, perhaps on account of the life bond they shared with him."
"Commander," Pennsylvania called as he returned to his seat and patted Cleveland's knee under the table. "I would appreciate a moment of your time after breakfast."
"You'll have it Penny, of course."
That seemed to mollify her and the meal proceeded apace. Laffey, curiously enough, seemed uninterested in Thorson's nighttime dalliance. Despite her and her best friends sleeping next door, their main focus continued to be Zed. Both Cleveland and Thorson glanced at them with affection as they munched on toast and eggs, watching as a rare, genuine smile lit the Ironblood's face as Laffey snuck some bourbon into her coffee.
"I swear I have no idea where she keeps her stash," Cleveland laughed.
"She turned a siren mind control cube into some sort of plasma weapon, if the boiling ocean is any indication," Thorson stated, still awestruck almost a day later. "I'm not going to begrudge her an Irish coffee."
"And that, Commander, is why we love you," Cleveland declared, immediately blushing as Downes, Indy, Portland, and Tennessee began pounding the table. It was into that dynamic that Shiranui opened the doors to the mess, escorting Brooklyn, who had her arm interlocked quite lovingly with that of Captain Stevens. The room fell silent as she waved at him.
"Good morning, Commander! Did you miss us much?"
As Brooklyn and Stevens sat down next to Cleveland and Thorson respectively, the blonde shipgirl spoke up with a bubbly laugh.
“Given that just about everyone’s staring at me, which question would you like answered first? This envelope in my hands or…” Brooklyn let her actions do the talking and leaned across the table to peck Stevens flush on the lips.
“How about the glasses, four eyes?” Cleveland replied with a wink. “Gotta say, it really brings the look together.”
“Well if you insist,” Brooklyn tittered with a loving look across the table as Hatsuharu arrived with breakfast. “Oh thank you, my dear. It’s good to see you again.”
“You as well, Brooklyn-san. Enjoy.” As the cat-like destroyer left them Brooklyn began her tale.
“There have been some nights when we weren’t sure if we were being pursued. Sometimes it was surface ships, sometimes submarines. The pieces are moving rapidly in the Pacific, Commander,” she advised, motioning to the sealed manila envelope on the table. “In any case, during the evenings sometimes reading was a bit hard on a dark bridge. I acquired these and got quite used to them. One day I went to return a novel to the Captain and, well…” she blushed.
“What can I say? When she looks and acts that smart?” Stevens offered apologetically.
“Don’t look at me,” Thorson laughed. “She may be my ship but it’s her body.”
“Hmm, quite so Commander. And Captain Stevens has been very good to me...and it,” she related with a devilish lilt to her voice. “I do hope you’re not too broken up about it, Commander?”
“I’ve got more than enough on my hands, Brooklyn.”
“Marvelous! I heard the rumors but wanted to be sure. Congratulations,” she winked at Cleveland. “I will enjoy my monogamy instead. So, shall we get to business?”
“Damn, news travels fast. But yes, let’s get down to business. I think you’ve answered everything else,” Thorson agreed before looking a warning to his left. “Take good care of her, Stevens.”
“Your advice has been solid, Commander. Treat them like your wife or daughter, you said? Well if my wife or daughter commanded a ship, I mean!” The bear of a man laughed before taking a sip of coffee. “You get results, Commander. I have no reason to doubt you and young Miss Brooklyn here has made all of our lives easier. High Command is coming around too.”
“What?” Thorson demanded, looking between Stevens and Brooklyn. She winked playfully over her wire rim frames at him.
“Oh Commander, you didn’t think your heroism would go unreported with me travelling around, did you?” Brooklyn asked with mock affront. “How better than to draw the rest of the Union brass to our side than to tell them of your conquests? I can see that even Lady Warspite and her retinue are staying here. I’ll be sure to add that to my next report along with that darling little Ironblood.”
Thorson and Cleveland looked at one another, noticing that most of the more mature ships at the table were also listening in for news of the war. Downes was among that number until the doors to the hall opened once more to reveal a sleepy, slim figure wiping morning sleep from her eyes as she searched for food.
“Sis!” Downes yelped excitedly, leaping up from the table and practically tackling her after a long sprint down the table.
“You’re always too energetic in the morning,” Cassin replied. Downes was completely unperturbed.
“How you doing, sis? How’s the war going? Is escort duty alright? How’s the arm and leg? How’s the eye? You mack it with any cute sailors? My new buddy Vampire did. She says it was great while it lasted!”
Cassin blinked twice at her sister. “Can I have a cola?”
“One oxy-cola coming right up!” Akashi suddenly called from the Sakura table, rushing to the fridge. “It is Akashi’s own sugary, oily sweet creation that is definitely not for humans, nyaa!” Soon Cassin was seated with the chilled beverage in her hands, popping the top with her rigging. Akashi waited nearby eagerly as her first ‘test subject’ sampled the carbonated beverage.
“It’s good. Thanks kitty,” Cassin replied in her devil may care voice.
“Akashi is pleased, nyaa! She will give you a few for your next trip!”
“Never thought I’d see the day,” Stevens admitted. “Sakura and Union acting like the best of friends.”
“We share a common enemy,” Thorson insisted as Brooklyn joined in.
“And soon the admiralty of the Union may see it that way as well, sir. My most recent report to them included your rescue of Yamashiro and Fusou...from their own perspective. Hello you two! Doing well?” She called out. The sisters waved politely as Fusou replied.
“We have a new home, a new fleet, and new duties. There is little more we can ask for.” They patted the little ones on the head as Brooklyn smiled sweetly.
“It was quite the story, Commander. They didn’t believe me at first.”
“Who are they?” Thorson demanded.
“Admiral Delancey and his staff, sir. He was promoted to fill the position left vacant by Admiral Hawkins’ untimely death. I don’t mind telling you, he has his hands full,” Brooklyn related with some satisfaction. “The Sakura are on the move. Enterprise is doing her best closer to home but is more or less operating independently and Pearl Harbor is a bit of a circus.”
“This ought to be good,” Cleveland cut in.
“Oh yes. California has made quite a stink since learning the Commander and her sister survived.” Perhaps unsurprisingly, Tennessee shot to her feet and walked silently up to Thorson. He rose to meet her.
“Commander,” she said sternly.
“I know. I’ll put in a transfer request ASAP.” No further words needed to be said. As usual, Tennessee’s face was a mask, only letting slip the emotions she wanted. In that moment it was concern for her sister. Brooklyn politely retook control of the conversation.
“I would be happy to submit that request for you upon our return to Hawaii, sir. In the meantime, I have orders for you.” Brooklyn slid the envelope across the table. Thorson found it unopened.
“You could have looked at them,” he advised.
“That would have been against protocol,” she said.
“I trust you,” he replied, opening the envelope and reading the single sheet of paper within. “I guess all we got is a weekend.”
“Sir?” Cleveland inquired.
“Captain Stevens, it says here that this island is now your westward terminus. After the sinking of the Repulse and Prince of Wales, Southeast Asia is too hot. Apparently Enterprise’s group has spotted troop convoys as well.”
“So what are we going to do about it?” Pennsylvania asked, having been eavesdropping intently all the while. Thorson shook his head.
“Await further orders until the objective of the Sakura becomes clear,” he said with mild anger. “Apparently we’re still waiting to go on the offensive.”
“Commander, we have Sakura on the base. If we put our heads together I’m sure we can think of something? Do you really want to sit here?” Cleveland asked.
“No, of course not. Captain, how is your crew?”
“They’re fine, Commander. We figured we wouldn’t interrupt your breakfast. But if you wouldn’t mind a meal later in the day I think we’d all appreciate it,” Stevens replied.
“Understood. I’m sure we can arrange it. For now, everyone eat up and enjoy yourselves. We’ll have a war meeting after breakfast. Everyone who wishes to attend may do so. Fusou and Yamashiro, I’ll be needing both of you. You as well, Warspite.”
“As you say, tono-sama.”
It warmed Thorson’s heart to see almost every ship under his command wishing to stay for the council. The only sticking point was the flavored kittens, Mutsuki, Kisaragi, and Mikazuki. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Ark volunteered.
“Don't worry, Knight Commander," Ark assured him, the title drawing a most curious glance from Brooklyn. "I'll get what I need from Warspite. What do you say, you three? Wanna hang out with auntie Ark?"
"Um, will we get candy?" Mutsuki requested. Ark procured a lemon drop from her sleeve.
"I have one for each of you if you behave," she emphasized kindly. "It's Sunday, so why don't we go spend some time at the beach, hmm?"
The idea of splashing about in the tropics seemed well taken, and before long the three of them in their matching hats were following Ark in a polite line out the door.
“I will never understand how she’s so good with them,” Javelin remarked as they all took their seats. Akashi and the kitchen staff had moved some tables to clear space for an auditorium like setting, where rows of chairs faced a map of the Pacific and Thorson as he stood beside it. “So what’s the plan, Knight Commander?”
“The plan is to develop a plan,” Thorson replied with a small smile. “Union command has acknowledged this base’s existence and, at least at arms’ length, given its approval for our continued operation since we’ve been designated as an official port of call for Merchant Marine convoys. The problem is that the Sakura and Union navies have been dancing around one another since Pearl Harbor. And while Enterprise continues to score minor victories against Sakura installations within the sphere of Union influence, the Sakura have not been idle. We all know now that they have been active in the Indian Ocean and Southeast Asia. The admiralty has essentially told us to sit tight until further orders are delivered. I don’t much like that idea.”
“You can say that again,” Tennessee piped up. “Every day those alien-loving Sakura are allowed to exist is a day they get more powerful!”
“While I would prefer my people keep existing,” Fusou joined in. “I am in agreement with Tennessee-san. To wait is to allow Akagi and Kaga to consolidate their influence and increase their power.”
“Exactly,” Thorson approved. “But orders are orders. Which means if we are to, let’s say, wander around Java during a ‘training exercise’ and encounter a Sakura fleet, we’d better be ready and we’d better come back victorious. Otherwise...well, let’s not consider that just yet. Brooklyn.”
“In your estimation, what is Union high command’s evaluation of the siren threat?”
“They are still focused on the war with the Crimson Axis, sir. While they are impressed with your handling of...us,” she gestured to the various shipgirls around the room. “They still view the sirens as uninvolved or as observers.”
“And the advances of the Ironblood Navy?” He pressed.
“From what I gather, they view it as the result of German engineering and science. Given your own results with us, sir, I cannot blame them for this view,” Brooklyn concluded.
“Understood. So there you have it, everyone. We’re on the front lines of the war with the sirens, one where the opening shots have just been fired. Our primary objective, for now, is to whittle away the strength of the Sakura in the hopes of eventually invading and capturing the Sanctuary, along with Akagi and Kaga. That means taking our best guess as to how the Sakura Empire, and its navy, will move. Any ideas?” A most unexpected ship raised her hand. “Zed? You have something to say?”
The young Ironblood looked quite intimidated as many eyes rested on her, but Laffey and Javelin took her hands as they sat on either side of her. She spoke up. “Ja, Kommandant. Before I fled I heard rumors, joint plans and coordination among the Axis. They called in Project C, or Plan C perhaps. All I know is that we made a request to the Sakura Navy for specific actions. What or where I don’t know.”
“Thank you, Zed,” Thorson said as she finished. He was proud that she was able to speak up in such a setting, but she had given him very little to work with. “But without further information I’m not sure we can use this intel.”
“Don’t be so sure, Knight Commander,” Warspite said confidently. “If the Ironblood are sending a request to the Sakura, it stands to reason they’d want them to do something that directly benefits their war with us.”
“I don’t disagree,” Thorson replied. “What did you have in mind?”
“They want the Sakura to finish what they started,” Warspite declared bitterly. “They want to drive the Royal Navy from this theater. Devastate our admittedly thinly stretched forces and place naval high command in an impossible position: reinforce the theater with ships we simply cannot spare from the Atlantic, or suffer total defeat and turn over all of Southeast Asia and much of India to the Sakura.”
“We can’t reach India from here,” Thorson muttered, making the assumption that he would no longer find any friendly resupply to the west of his base.
“Maybe not, Commander, but I doubt the Sakura will only look that far afield,” Stevens spoke up. “The area around Java is lightly defended by the Allies. It’s fertile land and is one of the major oil producing sites in the world.”
“What’s not to like?” Arizona asked.
“Not much,” Thorson agreed. “So the Sakura move troops in. Convoys require naval support.”
“Which we will promptly blow into a thousand little pieces!” Downes shouted triumphantly, a fist in the air. “Uh...assuming they don’t surrender first?”
“Atta girl,” Thorson smiled, reviewing the distances at hand. “Well, this is going to be a long one. Alright then. All those in favor of a raid into Java?”
The ayes were resounding, most of his ships itching for a real brawl. “That’s what I like to hear. Yamashiro, Brooklyn, Cassin, Akashi, Shiranui, Hatsuharu, and Yuugure, you all will stay here along with the three little ones. I’ll issue each of you specific order before departure. The rest of you, work with the bulin crews to ensure your ships are loaded and fueled. We depart tonight. Dismissed.”
“By your orders, Knight Commander.”
A/N: Those of you familiar with my other work might be asking why I decided to treat Thorson and Cleveland this way, with an omission of explicit sex. There are a few reasons. First and foremost, I want this story to be about the siren war first and Thorson’s harem second. If I were to make every intimate scene a full blown piece of written smut, I would not be fulfilling that goal. Second, I see this as a challenge and opportunity for me to write passion and emotion without relying on sex as a crutch. Third, I would like to keep posting on azurelane
for the sake of continuity, and while that subreddit has its fair share of NSFW material, it never dips into the explicit. For now, this story will reflect that. In the future, in particularly poignant moments, I may go full blown boat porn. We will have to see. As always, thanks for reading and supporting my work.
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112) What was the last film you saw? 113) What football team do you support? 114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep? 115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up? 116) Do you have any scars? 117) Do you like marmite? 118) Did you ever win any sportsday events? 119) What did you want to be when you grew up? 120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair? 123) Are you scared of flying? 124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? 125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes? 126) How often do you buy new clothes? 127) Are you reliable? 128) Are you proud of yourself? 129) Have you ever had a secret admirer 130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be? 131) Do you hold grudges? 132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create? 133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas? 134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles? 135) Have you ever played conkers? 136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had? 137) Are you much of a gambler? 138) Are you much of a daredevil? 139) Are you a good liar? 140) Are you a good judge of character? 141) Are you any good at charades? 142) How long could you go without talking? 143) What has been your worst haircut/style? 144) Can you iceskate? 145) Can you summersault? 146) Whats your favourite joke? 147) Whats been your best present? 148) Whats been your worst present? 149) Have you ever sleepwalked? 150) Can you build a house of cards? 151) Whats your favourite TV advert? 152) Can you play poker? 153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests? 154) Have you ever been professionally photographed? 155) Have you ever baked your own cake? 156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour? 157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree? 158) What would be your dream sandwich? 159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous? 160) Can you do any accents other than your own? 161) Do you have a strong local accent? 162) Whats your favourite accent? 163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick? 164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens? 165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV? 166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress? 167) Do you prefer green or red grapes? 168) What do you like on your toast? 169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap? 170) How do you have your eggs? 171) Whats your favourite saying? 172) Have you ever been in a tug of war? 173) and did you win? 174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted? 175) What do you have on your fridge door? 176) Do you love or hate myspace? 177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door? 178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating? 179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples? 180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing? 181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of? 182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of? 183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay? 184) Whats your favourite smell/scent? 185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum? 186) What was your favourite birthday? 187) Can you curl your tounge? 188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie? 189) What would be your dream car? 190) Are you left or right handed? 191) What was the last book you read? 192) What was the last song you danced to? 193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo? 194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick? 195) Have you ever been on a space hopper? 196) Who was the last person to send you a text message? 197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone? 198) Are you scared of spiders? 199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one? 200) Have you ever been banned from a public place? 201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week? 202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be? 203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life? 204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard? 205) Do you like clowns? 206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV? 207) Have you ever been surfing? 208) Have you ever been snowboarding? 209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley? 210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food? 211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most? 212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening? 213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program? 214) Do you sing in the shower? 215) Are you a clean or messy person? 216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly? 217) Can or Do you still play twister? 218) Can you play chess? 219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song? 220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws? 221) Have you ever entered a talent contest? 222) and did you win? 223) Do you like poetry? 224) Are you a bad loser? 225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream? 226) Whats your favourite type of Pie? 227) Whats your most used phrase? 228) Whats your most used word? 229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life? 230) What would your dream job be? 231) Which song do you hate the most? 232) How long does it take you to get ready? 233) What do you think the greatest invention has been? 234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex? 235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex? 236) Who's your favourite Comedian? 237) What's your favourite board game? 238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions? 239) Do you have any superstitions? 240) Whats your favourite Movie quote? 241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer? 242) Do you have much of an ego? 243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish? 244) Are you a hat person? 245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain? 246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain? 247) Whats your first thought upon waking up? 248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet? 249) Whats your favourite type of tree? 250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be? 251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be? 252) Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you? 253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box? 254) Whats your favourite flower? 255) Do you believe in ghosts? 256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster? 257) Do you believe in Aliens? 258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public? 259) Which is your favourite pokemon? 260) What horror fiction character scares you the most? 261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop? 262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day? 263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe? 264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound? 265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc 266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink? 267) Do you have any secret family recipes? 268) Do you have any family secrets? :o 269) Are you good at keeping secrets? 270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon? 271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc? 272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white? 273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll? 274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online? 275) Would you ever want to learn to fly? 276) Do you often read your horoscope? 277) Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading? 278) Whats your favourite brand of newspaper? 279) Have you ever milked a cow? 280) Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you? 281) Do you love or hate rollercoasters? 282) Which was the greatest Empire? 283) Whats the cleverest word you know? 284) Whats your favourite sportsware brand? 285) Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines? 286) Who's your favourite Superhero? 287) Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie? 288) What was the last Album you purchased? 289) What was the last DVD you purchased? 290) What was the last piece of clothing you purchased? 291) When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizes 292) Do you ever make your own greetings cards 293) Do you have a swiss army knife? 294) At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real? 295) Whats your favourite fruit? 296) Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it? 297) Do you buy from charity shops? 298) Have you ever sold your services? 299) Have you ever raised money for charity? 300) Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair? 301) Is the glass half full or half empty? 302) Is the grass greener on the other side? 303) If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise? 304) Why does it always rain on me? 305) Have you ever sailed a boat? 306) Do you love or loathe Harry Potter? 307) Do you do your utmost for the environment? 308) Do you love or loather Eurovison? 309) Have you ever weilded a sword? 310) If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you? 311) Whats your favourite type of fish? 312) Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails? 313) Whats the ultimate cake topping? 314) Do you like marzipan? 315) Whats better? Center Parks or Butlins? 316) If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play? 317) Can you erect a tent? 318) Do you suck or bite lollipops? 319) Have you ever used the yellow pages? 320) If you have an mp3 player what size is it? 321) Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes? 322) Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film? 323) Approximately how many DVD's do you have? 323) Approximately how many Albums do you have? 324) Do you talk to yourself? 325) Do you sing to yourself? 326) Do you know any identical twins? 327) Have you ever given blood? 328) Could you ever be a medical guineapig? 329) Whats your favourite radio station? 330) Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet? 331) Which is better? rollerblade or rollerskates? 332) Have you ever written a love letter? 333) How many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year? 334) What are cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons? 335) Have you ever made your own ice lollies? 336) Have you ever made your own Ice cream? 337) Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school? 338) and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language? 339) Do you know CPR? 340) Do you have any swimming badges? 341) Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks? 342) How tall is the tallest person you know? 343) Have you ever got lost in a maze? 344) Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal? 345) Have you ever ridden a camel? 346) Whats your opinion on rats? 347) Have you ever been to a gym? 348) Have you ever been in a helicopter? 349) Have you ever cheated at a test? 350) Have you ever ridden a tractor? 351) Are you a gossip? 352) Have you ever cried at a film? 353) When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible? 354) Do you need to write down things to remember them? 355) Do you keep a diary/journal? 356) Are you scared of thunderstorms? 357) Do you have any unusual fears or phobias? 358) Whats your favourite disney movie? 359) Have you ever slept in a caravan? 360) Have you ever painted a house? 361) Have you got green fingers? 362) Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed? 363) Have you ever dialed the talking clock? 364) Do you always wear identical socks? 365) Do you live by any motto or philosophy? 366) Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid? 367) Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet? 368) Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film) 369) Have you ever made your own orangejuice? 370) Have you ever sucked on a lemon? 371) Have you ever licked a battery? 372) Are you a good aim with a rubber band? 373) Have you ever played golf? 374) Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across? 375) Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings? 376) Have you ever danced in the rain? 377) Do you like long or short hair? 378) Have you ever sworn at an authority figure? 379) Have you ever walked into a wall? 380) Whats your favourite precious metal? 381) Whats your favourite precious stone? 382) Could you ever hunt your own meal? 383) Have you ever read any comics? 384) Where do you like to go to on a first date? 385) Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes? 386) Have you ever baked your own bread? 387) Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter? 388) Can you name all 50 American states? 389) Have you ever owned a goldfish? 390) What was your favourite school subject? 391) What was your least favourite school subject? 392) Have you ever passed wind in an embarassing situation? 393) Have you ever played the bongos? 394) Have you ever handled a snake? 395) Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself? 396) When did you last go to the beach? 397) When if ever did you last go to london? 398) What do you do to cool down when its hot? 399) Whats the most unusual thing you've ever eaten? 400) Do you have a favourite mug? 401) Do you know any self defence or martial arts? 402) Who's your favourite movie action hero? 403) Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? 404) Do you collect anything? 405) Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion? 406) Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original? 407) Have you ever given someone a handmade present? 408) Are you introvert or extrovert? 409) If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want? 410) Whats your prefered swimming stroke? 411) Have you ever been scuba diving? 412) Have you ever had a disasterous interview? 413) What makes you nervous? 414) Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest? 415) What colour are your eyes? 416) Have you ever been to an Art gallery? 417) Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows? 418) Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team? 419) Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself? 420) Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times? 421) Do you own any inflatable furniture? 422) Whats the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed? 423) Do you have a piggy bank? 424) Whats the fastest you've ever travelled in a car? 425) Could you ever hand milk a cow? 426) Do you have popcorn with a movie? 427) Whats the futhest you've ever got a paper airplane to fly? 428) Have you ever built an igloo? 429) Can you play the harmonica? 430) Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands? 431) If given the option of having a flake in your ice cream do you always take it? 432) Could you ever be a living organ donor? 433) Which was your favourite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry? 434) Could you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich? 435) Have you ever contemplated sueing someone? 436) Are you pretty devious? 437) Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise) 438) Are you any good at giving massages? 439) Whats been your worst date ever? 440) Have you ever slapped somoene in public? 441) Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person? 442) Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached? 443) Have you ever slipped on a banana skin? 444) Are you scared of the dark? 445) Do you have a lawyer? 446) Have you ever been wolf whistled in public? 447) Whats the worst chatup line you've heard? 448) Have you ever been water skiing? 449) Have you ever hopelessly failed a test? 450) If you had a year off, what would you want to do? 451) How many sms/txt messages do you recieve on average a day? 452) How long did you last phone call last? 453) Do you go to car boot sales? 454) If you saw someone drop a £10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them? 455) Have you ever helped someone across the road? 456) Have you ever been horseriding? 457) Have you ever walked a tightrope? 458) Have you ever demolished a wall or building? 459) If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first? 460) Have you ever argued over who should pay for something? 461) Do you have any family heirlooms? 462) Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous? 463) Whats your favourite ocean? 464) Do you correct peoples mistakes? 465) Have you ever helped out an injured animal? 466) Do you throw bread for the ducks? 467) Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things? 468) Do you give money to buskers? 469) Have you ever tossed your own pancake? 470) Are you any good at egg and spoon races? 471) Are you allergic to anything? 472) Are you ticklish? 473) Do you prefer tea,coffee or cocoa? 474) Do you like Turkish Delight? 475) Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday? 476) Are you tired of answering questions yet? 477) Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing? 478) Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails? 479) Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name? 480) Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else? 481) Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you? 482) What do you do to keep fit? 483) Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight? 484) Have you ever been in a fight? 485) Have you ever started a rumour? 486) Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself? 487) Have you ever been in or had a food fight? 488) When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge? 489) Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video? 490) If you were comfortbly rich would you work hard for more or rest on your laurels? 491) Have you ever been in a position of authority? 492) Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position? even despite a valid explanation? 493) Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol? 494) If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it? 495) And what title would you give yourself? 496) If you invented a monster what would you call it? 497) And what features would it have? 498) Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it? 499) Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend? 500) Who was your favourite teacher at school and why? 501) Whats your favourite party game? 502) Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of disapline? 503) Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink? 504) Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals? 505) If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it? 506) If you were to join an emergency service which would it be? 507) If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be? 508) Whats the worst thing about being your gender? 509) Whats the best thing about being your gender? 510) If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it? 511) If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home? 512) Have you ever made someone cry? 513) Have you ever starred in a school play? 514) Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub? 515) Have you ever been a member of any other club? 516) If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study? 517) Whats been your greatest ever day? 518) What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time? 519) What would you bring along to an idillic picnic? 520) Whats your favourite childrens story? 521) What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it? 522) What three things do you think of most each day? 523) What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper? 524) What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert? 525) If you had a warning label, what would yours say? 526) Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone? 527) Have you ever been to a live concert? 528) Have you ever been to see stand up comedy? 529) Have you ever needed stitches? 530) If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be? 531) Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything? 532) Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ? 533) Whats the best way to your heart? 534) Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart? 535) If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design? 536) Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't? 537) Have you ever been in a submarine? 538) Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done? 539) What song would you say best sums you up? 540) Do you have any old friends wou wish you could meet up with again? 541) Whats your favourite Nursury Rhyme? 542) Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements? 543) Who's your favourite monarch of all time? 544) What was the last thing you ate? 545) Whats your favourite farmyard animal? 546) If you could choose one celebrity to be the fathemother of your child who would it be? 547) What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow? 548) What are your 3 favourite internet sites? 549) How high can you jump? 550) Which fictional character do you wish was real? 551) Who was your first crush? 552) Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality? 553) Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality? 554) Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will? 555) If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be? 556) If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch? 557) Do you like vanilla or chocolate? 558) Are you a giver or a receiver? 559) Do you have any enemies? 560) Are you scared of needles? 561) How many piercings do you have? if any 562) Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere? 563) How fast can you say the alphabet? 564) Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z? 565) What was the last thing to make you feel happy? 566) What was the last thing to make you feel angry? 567) You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog? 568) Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself? 569) Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about? 570) If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be? 571) and what would your special move be called? 572) Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window? 573) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls? 574) Have you ever needed an eye test? 575) Do you find yourself attractive? 576) Can you roll your R's? 577) What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in? 578) Do you know any magic tricks? 579) Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won? 580) Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree? 581) Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member 582) Have you ever been on a cable car? 583) Do you prefer Honey or Jam? 584) Do you prefer the French or Germans? 585) How fast can you get changed? 586) How fast do you type? 587) How fast can you run? 588) Which is better, Mario or Sonic? 589) Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk? 590) Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm? 591) Do you read a daily newspaper? 592) Do you watch the news on TV? 593) Have you ever had anything published? 594) Do you believe in love at first sight? 595) How many remote controls do you have in your house? 596) Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna? 597) Have you ever had chicken pox? 598) Do you own a lava lamp? 599) Are you glad these are almost over? 600) On a scale of 1-10 how random would you say these are? 601) What is your one major weekness? 602) Whats been the best descision you've made in your life so far? 603) Whats been the worst descision you've made in your life so far? 604) What words do you always struggle to spell correctly? 605) On a scale of 1-10 how happy would you say you are? 606) On a scale of 1-10 how smart would you say you are? 607) On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are? 608) On a scale of 1-10 how devious would you say you are? 609) On a scale of 1-10 how awesome would you say you are? 610) On a scale of 1-10 how devilsh would you say you are? 611) On a scale of 1-10 how nice/caring would you say you are? 612) On a scale of 1-10 how bitchy would you say you are? 613) On a scale of 1-10 how polite would you say you are? 614) On a scale of 1-10 how attractive would you say you are? 615) If you could be any famous person who would you be and why? 616) Whats your favourite animal beginning with the letter A? 617) Whats your favourite item of clothing beginning with the letter B? 618) Whats your favourite expleitive beginning with the letter C? 619) Whats your favourite boys name beginning with the letter D? 620) Whats your favourite girls name beginning with the letter E? 621) Whats your favourite book beginning with the letter F? 622) Whats your favourite bodypart beginning with the letter G? 623) Whats your favourite musical instrument beginning with the letter H? 624) Whats your favourite song beginning with the letter I? 625) Whats your favourite actress beginning with the letter J? 626) Whats your favourite actor beginning with the letter K? 627) Whats your favourite film beginning with the letter L? 628) Whats your favourite tv show beginning with the letter M? 629) Whats your favourite game beginning with the letter N? 630) Whats your favourite non alcoholic drink beginning with the letter O? 631) Whats your favourite food beginning with the letter P? 632) Whats your favourite band beginning with the letter Q? 633) Whats your favourite author beginning with the letter R? 634) Whats your favourite sport beginning with the letter S? 635) Whats your favourite job beginning with the letter T? 636) Whats your favourite mythical creature beginning with the letter U? 637) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink beginning with the letter V? 638) Whats your favourite cartoon character beginning with the letter W? 639) Whats your favourite word beginning with the letter X? 640) Whats your favourite city beginning with the letter Y? 641) Whats your favourite country beginning with the letter Z? 642) Do you get seasick? 643) If you discovered a new species of dinosaur what would you call it? 644) Do you own a paddling pool? 645) What do you consider is the most important piece of furniture in a house? 646) What do you consider is the most important appliance in a house? 647) If you could have any celebritys hair whos would it be? 648) Which Celebrity do you find the most annoying? 649) What potential talents do you think you might have if you worked at them? 650) Who was better, Flipper, Lassie or Skippy? 651) If you could be trained up in any profession of your choice by top professionals what profession would you choose? 652) If someone elses child was being an annoying little runt would you go tell them off or do something about it? 653) Do you believe in kharma? 654) Do you believe in revenge? 655) Do you believe in fairies? 656) Do you believe in a god? 657) Do you believe there used to be dragons? 658) Who would you want to be with on a desert island? 659) What's the worst show on television? 660) Who's your favourite god from ancient history? 661) What one device would you want to see added to a mobile phone? 662) Where do you see yourself in 1 months time? 663) Where do you see yourself in 1 years time? 664) Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? 665) What was the best thing about your old school? 666) What was the worst thing about your old school? 667) If you could change your name to anything what would your new name be? 668) Do you watch too much tv? 669) Have you ever planted a tree? 670) Whats the heaviest thing you can lift? 671) What was the last present you recieved? 672) Are your ears lobed or attached? 673) How often do you wash your ears? 674) Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship? 675) What was your first alcoholic drink? 676) What was your first job? 677) What was your first car? (or what would you like it to be?) 678) What was your first mobile phone? 679) What is your first proper memory? 680) Who was your first teacher? 681) Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? 682) Who was your first best friend? 683) What was your first detention for? 684) Whats your strongest voluntary muscle? 685) Who was your first kiss? 686) What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema? 687) What thing that you've made are you most proud of? 688) Could you ever be someones bodygaurd? 689) Michelangelo's David... Masterpiece or filth? 690) Do you like other people buying you clothes? 691) Have you ever brought a present for someone that they hated/disliked? 692) What nicknames do you have/have had? 693) Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? 694) Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? 695) Have you ever carved a pumpkin? 696) Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? 697) Do you prefer giving or recieving gifts/help etc 698) If you were a member of the spice girls, what would your spice handle be? 699) If you were to become a famous singer, what would your debut album be called? 700) If you could join any music group which would you want to join? 701) What do your parents do? 702) If you were a giant mega monster what city would you rampage? 703) Did you ever have a treehouse as a kid? 704) Is your dad an embarassing dancer? 705) Do you plan to vote in the next election? 706) If you could replace one bodypart with a super bionic replacement what bodypart and what features would the new bionic replacement have? 707) What if any unusual objects have you swallowed? 708) When you buy something new do you get a desire to use/play with it even when they dont have any physical application yet? 709) Did you understand the Matrix Trilogy? 710) Would you rather be the fella in a movie who gets the girl or the baddie with all the good lines? 711) If you were stinking rich, would you only go to places other rich people went? 712) Would you rather have a mans top half and a womens bottom half or visa versa? 713) Rebound relationships, good or bad? 714) Have you ever owned a slinky? 715) Teenage parents, good bad or indifferent? 716) Whats the most expensive thing you've ever broken? 717) Pirate downloads, good or bad? 718) Democracy, good or bad? 719) Communism, good or bad? 720) Have you ever been electrocuted? 721) Have you ever been attacked with a creamy bakery product? 722) Have you ever shawn a sheep? 723) Have you ever accidentally set fire to yourself? 724) Have you ever eaten a whole tube of pringles by yourself? 725) Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender? 726) The war in Iraq, good or bad? 727) The war in Afganistan, good or bad? 728) Have you ever appeared on youtube? 729) Have you ever performed in front of a large audience? 730) Have you ever eaten anything prepared by a celebrity chef? 731) Have you ever been on radio? 732) Did your school make a teatowel that everyone submitted to? 733) What coloustyle was your school tie? 734) Do you have to wear glasses? 735) Do you bite your nails? 736) Do you prefer male or female singers voices? 737) Would you rather be the worlds greatest football player or lover? 738) Do you get hayfever? 739) Do you have a list of things to do before your 'x' years old? 740) Do you like your age? 741) Whats your favourite physical thing you like about yourself? 742) Whats your least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? 743) Are you proud, comfortable or ashamed of your body? 744) Whats your favourite personality trait you like about yourself? 745) Whats your least favourite personality trait you like about yourself? 746) Do you know html? 747) Have you ever flown first class? 748) How many languages do you speak? 749) What are better, violins or pianos? 750) Whats the fastest you've ever driven? (as driver or passenger) 751) What compulsions do you have? 752) What makes you angry? 753) If you could see any band, which would you like to see? 754) Who would you say are more attractive, English or Europeans? 755) What would you say is your favourite album of all time? 756) Do you dislike hairy people? 757) Are you much of an adventurer? 758) Do you like your own name? 759) Would you ever sign a Prenuptial agreement? 760) How long has your longest ever phone call been? 761) Have you ever stolen anything? 762) Could you ever have an affair with a married person? 763) Could you ever split up a couple for one reason or another? 764) What is your family christmases like? 765) Do you prefer sporty or academic members of the opposite sex? 766) How much would it cost to buy your love? 767) Who was your least favourite teacher at school and why? 768) If you met a Genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for? (more wishes does not count) 769) Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it?